Big Boobie Blues
This just looks uncomfortable but I feel her pain :(
Let me start by saying this, I love my breasts, I really do! Of my top five favorite body parts breasts would definitely be #1 or #2. Now this is not just me being vain but people from across the sexual expression have informed me that I have some pretty prefect peckers! Now here’s the problem, shopping for bras is a bitch! So, I’m a size 34E. For the most part this size does not EXIST in stores. There are two reasons for this, first ‘E’ is a european size. The American conversion of E is DD (but is still not the same cup size exactly). The second issue is that for whatever reason, bra manufacturers believe that a 34 inch ribcage could not possible carry a set of DD’s, sooooooooo the DD’s start at 36. Le sigh.
On the of chance that I do find a 34DD in a regular old brick and mortar store, it is often a minimizer and incredibly expensive. ARGGGG! As I stated earlier I love my breasts, so no minimizing needed here. Anyway, who wants smashed breasts. As you should already know, I am a thrifty Diva, so I love a great deal but that is hard to come by with bras. Now all of my bra shopping woes could be solved by online shopping. Don’t get my wrong I love online shopping! Great deals abound, but for once I would just like to walk into any lingerie department or store, go straight to my size, pick out a cute bra, pay and leave. Yet, that will not be my fate, so I’m resigned to the big boobie blues.
Do you have and body or shopping woes? I also hate buying jeans (big thighs, no hips). Let me know we can lament together!